Fat ‘people’ vs fat apologists

19 August 2012 228 comments

A question that I have pondered long before making this website is who exactly is more destructive – fatties or their apologetic friends? The Crusade against Fat People has written time and time again on the problems that fatties cause in our society, and why they are sub-par humans for it. We have shamed them excessively, but it still doesn’t seem like obesity rates are improving. Fatties know that stuffing their faces full of candy is going to make you feel like shit but they do it anyway.

But what about their watery-eyed advocates? The scum of the earth that tells these monstrous beasts that it’s perfectly fine to be fat, even when maintaining a relatively acceptable level of health on their own. What could motivate someone to passionately and irrationally denounce anyone trying to make the world a better place by discussing a final solution to the fat problem?

I am under the impression that fatties themselves are too utterly retarded to be the ones to blame. Here’s an analogy: Imagine a puppy shits and pisses all over your house when you first get him. The man of the house sees it and yells at the dog, teaching it a lesson. Dogs did not evolve to be intellectually equal to humans, and they simply do not understand logic and reasoning. You can’t debate a dog and cause him to immediately start shitting and pissing outside only. You have to be assertive, you can’t take shit from a fucking dog. But the man of the house is never home as he has to drive an hour, work 8 hours, and drive for an hour back. So the dog is usually at home with the mother, who is a compassionate, gentle animal lover. She is totally against any aggression towards animals and simply does nothing but clean up after the dog. She teaches him nothing, and 10 years later the dog is still shitting everywhere.

I’m sure you can already see where I’m going with this. The woman is the fat apologist slime, the one who simply allows the dog to do whatever it wants. The male is the voice of reason, logic, rationality – the one who understands that we cannot simply accept decadent and destructive behavior, even for such a lowly creature as a dog (or a fatty). So how can someone be so irrational and allow fatties (or dogs) to simply do whatever they want without paying for it? The answer is simple: fat people are simply too stupid, too naive, too moronic to understand: so we can’t trust them to. Just like you can’t really blame a puppy for shitting everywhere, it’s in his nature, he can’t help it.

But fat apologists? They are much, much worse. Fat apologists are in essentially every case defective individuals. They are defective because they don’t understand the concept of human worth. They don’t understand that some people are simply of higher moral character and of higher social worth than others. They are simply immature children, they want “Equality” for all but they don’t actually understand what that means in practice nor what such aberrant behavior such as gluttony produces in the long run.

I’m not religious and I don’t believe Jesus is the son of god, but I do believe that the ideas and concepts that Jesus taught and believed in are valid and relevant for a civil society. The most important rule that anyone needs to live by is the 7 deadly sins – wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. Yes, that’s right, gluttony – excessive consumption, food in this case. You see, for the average knuckle-dragging imbecile you can’t just explain that he needs to follow these rules because they are essential or conducive to a civil society. You have to make up some ridiculous nonsense such as eternal suffering (hell) so that he will follow these rules out of fear. In the same way, we cannot simply just tell fatties why they should stay in shape because they are lemmings. When they flip on the television and eat a box of pizza nobody is telling them that they are disgusting, vile creatures. Nobody is telling them to get off of their fat ass and run or there will be dire consequences. Fatties need a threat, motivation, a reason to get off of their cottage cheese asses and do something about it.

But this is where the problem arises. These fat apologists are so utterly defective that they side with the fatties and they don’t even hear a voice of reason or sanity amongst the libtard circle-jerk of “equality” even for the mentally deranged. The fatties are just animals, they are moronic lemmings, and will do anything they want as long as they aren’t being ostracized and criticized for it constantly. If we are ever going to create a Final Solution to the Fat Problem we cannot focus our attention only on the chunky lemmings, we must attack the source of the problem: their feminized allies.

Fat People are Sub-Human Filth

16 August 2012 90 comments

Hey all, Fat Slayer, Aristodemus, and I decided to return.  It’s apparent that our efforts last time around did not achieve any success, you lardos didn’t seem to get the point.  America is still getting fatter by the day.  It’s disgusting to think how, just in the last year, how many more people here became fat.  It’s fucking revolting, so I’m going to remind you what the central message of this blog is all about because you fucking idiots can’t seem to figure it out.

Fact of the matter is that fat people is a bit of a misnomer.  They’re not really people at all, as Aristodemus brilliantly pointed out.  They are sub-human filthy pieces of shit.  They are fucking pathetic, monsters in human disguise.  They are disgusting and vomit inducing in every way imaginable.  There is nothing redeeming or noble in the life of a fat sub-human filth.  They live a life of decadence, a life devoted to their passions of stuffing their ugly and disgusting faces with the most unhealthy and awful foods possible.  They are addicts to their demise.  This sub-human filth deserves no respect, no sympathy.  Even derision and shaming is more than they deserve.  We should be eradicating sub-human filth from our society at every turn.

These fat pieces of shit piss me off so hard.  They cause world hunger with their gluttony and overwhelm our medical system with their obesity.  They create engineering obstacles given their need for wide spaces, bigger gas guzzling cars, wide seats, wide pathways to walk.  They inconvenience us, the healthy, for being healthy.  We are expected to subsidize their destructive, disgusting, and pathetic behavior, and to do so happily.  Fuck them.  Those fucking selfish sub-human filth enjoy all the perks of a healthy society at their very beck and call, and they actually think they are entitled to it.

You know what?  If there was a fatty right next to me at this very moment, I’d fucking murder that sub-human filth.  FAT SUB-HUMAN FILTH DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE.  It is better for us all that they die and their putrid bodies destroyed before they can inconvenience us more with disease.  Oh how I relish a fat disgusting piece of shit screaming, begging for mercy, while I bind them and slowly disembowel them.  I’d fucking cut open their huge stomach and rip out all the fat.  They’ll be screaming in agony, and then I’d have Fat Slayer beating it senseless.  Then I’d fucking make that filth eat its own lard.  Then I’d gouge its eyes out and piss all over it while they die a slow and agonizing death as they cry and beg for forgiveness which they shall never receive.  Sub-human filth can never be forgiven, they are a treachery to our society.

Heed these words well you pieces of shit.  The day will come when we will be free of fat people, and until then, you need to remind yourself to never sympathize or empathize with them.  They do not respect themselves, thus neither should you.  They are worthless, disgusting, and death is more than they deserve.

Categories: Fat People, Idiots

Fat slayer has returned

14 August 2012 35 comments

What’s up lardos, did you miss me? Maybe not as much as your daily taco-bell run, but I know you fat fucks jerk off to my beautiful posts. Anyway, I’m back from living my life and being awesome, because that’s what if people actually do. We don’t spend our times sitting on the coutch watching football and eating pizza and nachos. We actually contribute to society, we make the world a better place. If America was ever attacked by China and we needed to defend our homeland, do you think you fat pieces of shit could even fit in a military uniform, much less manage to not eat your entire weekly rations by third breakfast? I bet not, and after the fit people fight to the death, the only ones left to reproduce (assuming we actually win seeing as over 1/3 of our country is too fat to function) are going to be you fat, pathetic slime. It enrages me just thinking about it. Anyway, I came back to tell you what I did last night, because I know you fatasses don’t actually go in public so you don’t actually experience anything interesting.

So I was at a club for about 20 minutes or so with 2 of my friends and we realized it was pretty much a ham-fest. One

The last thing lardbutt saw before she got KO’d

of my friends was dancing with a 8/10 (probably the hottest girl there) and we didn’t want to leave him since we all drove together, so we just went to the bar, took a couple shots, and talked to one another. Then some fucking hambeast and her two friends (one homo and one hambeast) walk up and she asked if they can buy us a drink. Although I have no respect for fatties, I might as well take their money so I accepted the offer. She was clearly a spoiled brat and was being very generous, trying to pound the drinks into us until we lowered our standards enough to fuck her. However, I can control myself, no matter how drunk I am a hambeast is always off limits.

Anyway, my friend came back from dancing with the 8/10 and said “fuck that bitch, let’s go” so we got up to leave. “Hey, wait!” the gluttonous slob cried. I turned around, stumbling, and replied “tha fuck do you want bitshhh?!” This made her angry, she clearly saw that she got played and that she wouldn’t be able to rape me in my incapacitated state tonight, and that enraged her. So she walked up to me, got right in my face, and started going on a rant. Spit was flying from her mouth, I don’t even remember what she said, all it sounded like to me was a chihuaha barking with its mouth full of mashed potatoes. After a few seconds I just turned around and started walking away, her odious appearance was not even worthy of being graced by my presence. After I got out the door I felt a tugging sensation on my back and I turned around and got immediately slapped in the face. The chubbster was standing in front of me with the most smug face that I’ve ever seen, and she just assaulted me. That was all the justification I needed. I immediately cocked my fist back and threw a fist-full of whoopass on her disgustingly chubby face, knocking her out in the process. Her friends stood in shock, probably having shit their pants along with the stupid bitch laying on the floor, and they didn’t dare do anything to help her.

I immediately went back to the car to get some hand sanitizer to wash off my knuckles, there’s no sense in allowing that putrid fat piece of shit to infect my beautiful hands with her repulsive bodily slime. All in all it was a great night. Although I didn’t bang any chicks, I got to beat the shit out of a fatster, so the night was even more successful than I thought. One day when the world wises up and realizes that fatties are a scourge on society, I’ll get paid to beat up these abominations. That will be the day…

Fat People Smell

Notice the excessive sweat.

They really do.  Everybody knows it.  It’s no secret.  Yet when you try to voice this unspoken understanding, you’ll be pounced on by the fat apologists for being a bigot.  Lol WTF?  Are those idiots trying to tell me that reality is bigoted?

A lot of these same fat apologists who would force their bullshit on you will also try to deny the obvious reality that fat people fucking stink.  This is like trying to claim that 2 + 2 = 5.  The only way you could delude yourself into thinking this is true is by having your head so far up your ass that you close yourself off from the real world and live in a fantasy land inside your own head.  In other words, you are stupid.

But why do fatties stink?  There’s a myriad of reasons.  Let’s assume this hypothetical fatty is uptight about her hygiene, always pampering herself up and making sure she’s 100% clean.  She doesn’t stink more than somebody who weighs 100 pounds less, right?  Wrong.  Fatties sweat more than a person who not fat, which is the result of their excessive insulation from their fat as well as their fat rubbing against each other to create more friction.

Now, you might think that wearing deodorant, various creams, and showering multiple times a day solves that issue, and while it helps, it doesn’t do everything.  Sorry fatties, but you can’t take any shortcuts on this.  Fatties’ excessive sweat washes away deodorant and cream more quickly than a fit person.  Hell, a truly fit person doesn’t even need to wear any deodorant or creams and shower multiple times a day to smell just fine, yet a fatty would have to apply their shit and shower 3+ times a day just to smell passable.  Fucking passable, as in I’m not on the verge of vomiting by being within 10 feet of you.  And even then, you sweat all over your body and fatties are too fat to reach every area of their disgustingly huge bodies to wash and apply cream.

Of course, does a fatty who cares so much about their hygiene really exist?  There’s a reason why this scenario is presented in the hypothetical.  I’m not convinced that such a fatty exists.  You’d think somebody so concerned about their appearance would, well, not be fat!  You’d think somebody who’s so fucking obsessed about their appearance and hygiene would actually do something about their disgusting selves.  The fact that it’s safe to say none exist only underscores my point about fat people stinking even further.  Not only do you have fat people smelling more on their own, but they’re also a lot less inclined to shower regularly or even wear deodorant.  These animals are absolutely shameless.  Fucking sick.

This story below a friend E-mailed to me touches on this.  I gotta warn you though, visualizing it may make you lose your lunch:

My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

This kid I know weighs 450 pounds and is morbidly obese. I’m surprised he hasn’t died from it yet. He’s only 17. A few of my friends and I went over to his to keep him company since his parents were out of town. He wanted someone to play PS3 with him so we were happy to oblige.

Around 20 minutes into a game of Resistance, the kid goes “i’ll be right back, i gotta take a crap.” and walks off. I noticed he grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next disgusted me beyond all reason.

From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows the fat kid a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still haunts me to this day:

“He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can’t clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up.”

If this story hasn’t convinced you, nothing will.  All fat people smell like this.  There is no exception.  The world would have a much more pleasant scent without fatties stinking up the air.

Eugenics against fat people

4 August 2011 44 comments

Today I was at the movies, going to see the new planet of the apes movie. It wasn’t bad and when I was walking out I glanced over at a fat couple and noticed something that made my blood boil.
They were just sitting there, taking up the whole bench, a man and woman (4 or 5 normal sized people could have fit on it), holding a baby and feeding it from a bottle. “What’s wrong with that?” Well I’ll tell you what. When I looked at the bottle there was no milk in it, it was not a white liquid, they were pouring soda down their infant’s throat. That did it for me. An adult, sure, they can make the decision to smoke a cigarette, chop off their limbs, or do some other self-destructive shit to themselves. But a baby? An innocent little baby?
I walked over to them and confronted them. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” “Excuuuse me?” the hambeast replied, as if she was worthy of my presence. “What the FUCK are you feeding that baby?” “Umm, it’s none of your business GUY!” This really pissed me off because I think that torturing children and malnourishing them is everyone’s business because our tax money goes into their medical bills. And I make quite a bit of money, so even more of my tax money goes into it then most people. I could tell these people were dirt poor, their fashion sense was terrible, the man’s polo had two buttons missing and the woman had two different shoes on.

Poisoning our youth

So I did what any sensible, hard working, caring citizen would do. I took the bottle and I threw it across the theater lobby, gave them the death stare, and said “You get the fuck out of here you disgusting swine, and do not poison that child again.” I then proceeded to flex my pectorals and show off how beastly I was, as an intimidation tactic to make them get the fuck out. It worked, but I fear they’re probably shoving some MnM’s down that child’s throat right now. Either way, let me get to my point.
Fat people like this are the scum of the earth and not only hurt themselves, but everyone around them, especially their children. I cannot count the number of times fatties say “It just runs in my family” when it’s obvious that nobody has ever run in that family, since they’re all fat. There is no gene that makes you put on massive amounts of fat like that, and if there was it couldn’t possibly be as prevalent as obesity is now.
The problem is that fatties make their kids eat shitty food, and they pass on their shitty habits to the kids. And the cycle continues. The more fat people walking around, the more people that will see it as acceptable, and more people will allow themselves to get fat. This is why we should stop it at the source. We should sterilize fat people.
Nothing permanent, no, something that can be reversed if they put in the incredibly small amounts of effort necessary to be thin.
It may be a big step, but it can be done, and the results would be fantastic.
What are we waiting for, it’s not like fatties can have sex very well without the risk of dying from a heart attack or being crushed to death anyway…

Categories: Fat People, Stories

How hard is it really to not be a fatty

3 August 2011 4 comments

So I went to visit my friend at the beach today but I needed to go to the store. So I’m waiting in line at the checkout and some fat piece of shit walks up behind me. I turned around and looked at the monstrosity and rolled my eyes as I tried to hold back vomit. Fatty got the message of disapproval and said to me ‘Hey, you, mister!’
‘Yes?’ I replied. ‘You’re supposed to have a shirt on inside.’ Now this pissed me off, I’m literally a 10 minute walk from the beach and this piece of shit expects me to put a shirt on just so he doesn’t have to feel insecure about his jelly rolls? ‘Unlike you I don’t make people vomit when I take my shirt off.’ Fatty muttered something under his breath and shook his head like the little bitch he was. As I was walking out of the store he yelled to me ‘you know, not everyone is obsessed with looking good, some of us don’t have time for that crap’
I laughed it off at first and then I started to think about what he was talking about on the way back. What exactly was taking up all of his time that required him to eat massive amounts of food? I couldn’t think of anything, because he’s an idiot and doesn’t know anything.
You can be relatively sedentary, and with a good diet, never get fat. Of course you’ll look weak, but you won’t be fat, and you can achieve this by using my simple dietary guidelines.
Now why the hell are fat people so completely ignorant of the fact that good health literally takes negligible amounts of time from their day and money from their pockets?
A little exercise here and there isn’t too much to ask for, maybe an hour a week would be enough if you just wanted to have a slightly athletic body, and eating less food actually saves money. Water is probably the cheapest drink and it’s also the healthiest. Instead of scarfing down donuts eat a salad. You stick it in your mouth, chew it, and eat it. You do NOT have to go to the end of the earth just to eat a healthy meal. You don’t really have to go out of your way to eat healthy, and you feel better after eating a nice, healthy, nutrient-dense meal compared to shoving pizzas down your throat and washing your mouth with coca cola. Honestly, you fat fucks have probably not felt the fullness of nutrient satiety since you drank from your mom’s tits. There’s two types of fullness – where your stomach is literally full in volume, and when your body has determined that the meal you ate gave adequate levels of nutrition.
The trick is to eat nutrient-dense foods without much calories, like vegetables. I try to eat 50% of my food as vegetables, 40% as meat and fats, and the rest as other foods like fruit and nuts. I don’t have to run a mile to some obscure store to get the food I need. I do have an intense workout regime, but I could stay reasonably fit on 3 hours a week, which the typical fatty spends watching tv every day.

Healthy people aren’t obsessed with being healthy, fat people are obsessed with getting fat.

Categories: Fat People, Health, Idiots

How to Rate One’s Appearance

1 August 2011 9 comments

Sorry all, I got a little tied up the other night (quite literally I might add).  I believe Fat Slayer laid out enough details in his last post…

Unfortunately my time is still crunched this week, so all I have for you is a reference poster below and it is very useful indeed.  Ever had a girl ask you to rate her appearance, and after giving her a number, she asks you exactly what that number means?  In the future, just link her to this post.  Simply click the picture to view it in full size.