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Delusional People Thinking They’re Fat

It's not our fault you perceive yourself as fat when you're not.

I have this friend.  She’s not particularly chubby.  At 5’5” and 125 lbs, her weight is more or less what any reasonable person would find acceptable.

But she thinks she’s fat.  What?  She says it’s people like me who ridicule fat people (and rightfully so) which is why she’s so obsessed over being fat.  Say what again?  Because I ridicule those who make poor decisions that they could have easily prevented which not only harm themselves but also harm others, I am causing her to think she’s fat?  Even though she has a BMI of 20.8, which is decent?

People like this make me laugh.  Okay, so it’s my fault that you’re delusional, thinking you’re fat when you’re not and every single thing you read and know about yourself, along with me and all of your friends, tells you that you’re not?  This kind of thinking is on the level of any fat dumbass and something which should be ridiculed.  You might be my friend, but fuck that shit, you are a god damned retard for thinking this.

You obsess over your diet and falsely believe that if you avoid eating meat because you lack any intellectual capacity and allow yourself to be brainwashed to feel it’s fattening and eat what is essentially a vegan diet totaling in few calories, that you’ll lose some weight and look good?  Uhh sorry honey, but you got it all wrong, and you got it wrong because you’re so fucking stupid.  Sure, you could lose a few pounds, but what you really need is fewer pounds in fat and more pounds in muscle.  Yet you freak out so much over weight that you refuse to work out.  If this were about fatness and looks, and not about your own delusions, you’d be fine with working out, no?  You’d deny this, because you’re a lazy cunt who doesn’t want to do any work to be healthy and good looking; typical among fat people, is it not?  Pretty ironic in that trying to not be fat, you become more like those pathetic pieces of shit.

I’m sorry but I laugh when I see you bemoan about how you look so sickly pale, are constipated to the point where you have trouble taking a shit on a regular basis, and having constant mood swings, attention issues, and the like.  You eat that vegan diet trying to take a short cut to losing weight and what do you expect?  In all honesty, your obsession about your weight leading you to this has made you look a lot uglier than you otherwise would look.  It’s also made you an all around pain in the ass, and frankly I don’t want anything to do with you anymore because of this.  But you know what?  You fucking deserve this.  You brought this on yourself.  You might try to claim it’s not your fault, but it totally is.  Face it.  But you won’t.  I know you.  You’ll keep on denying and running away from your problem, like the pathetic cunt you are.

  1. sleepstudent
    19 June 2011 at 12:16 pm

    You come off as so angry, it’s clouding your judgment. There are many, many arguments I’d make with you — but I HAVE to point out the meat is, in fact, fattening. That’s common knowledge.

    • 19 June 2011 at 8:31 pm

      Damn right I’m pissed off. You should be too, but your apologism clouds YOUR judgment, not mine.

      And moreover, your “common knowledge” is outright false. You’ve been fed a load of vegan lies. As my good friend Fat Slayer points out, it’s carbohydrates that are the real culprit. Ever heard of a fat Eskimo? How about those plains Indians whose diets revolved around buffalo, even following buffalo herds? Were they fat?

      Funny how fat people only seem to come along with the advent of civilization, which means eating excess carbohydrates. Hmm… makes you wonder. But then again, I wouldn’t expect a dumbass who eats an unnatural diet to be capable of rational thought.

  2. 19 June 2011 at 1:34 pm

    If you’re not eating shitty meat or have an otherwise shitty diet, it’s filling and nutrient rich. Meat is great and should be the basis – or largest part – of any successful diet, unless you’re actually trying to gain weight. What causes the most obesity in the USA is excess carbs – too many carbs, not enough exercise to counterbalance it. The only carbs meat actually has is the glycogen stores in it, which are so small it hardly counts.
    The vast majority of fatties could go on a 100% meat diet and lose fat easily. Meat is not fattening.

  3. Anonymous
    3 January 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Wow. I feel sorry for you. You have so much anger towards people who haven’t done anything to you. Your parents really must have hated and abused you, or some fat guy must have molested/raped you.

    • Onepissedoffjew
      24 August 2016 at 1:52 pm

      Haha, i wouldn’t call it rape. After all, you can’t rape the willing.

  4. M.
    20 May 2013 at 7:08 am

    “Sure, you could lose a few pounds, but what you really need is fewer pounds in fat and more pounds in muscle. ” I keep telling’em. To no fuckin avail.

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