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Fat ‘people’ vs fat apologists

19 August 2012 228 comments

A question that I have pondered long before making this website is who exactly is more destructive – fatties or their apologetic friends? The Crusade against Fat People has written time and time again on the problems that fatties cause in our society, and why they are sub-par humans for it. We have shamed them excessively, but it still doesn’t seem like obesity rates are improving. Fatties know that stuffing their faces full of candy is going to make you feel like shit but they do it anyway.

But what about their watery-eyed advocates? The scum of the earth that tells these monstrous beasts that it’s perfectly fine to be fat, even when maintaining a relatively acceptable level of health on their own. What could motivate someone to passionately and irrationally denounce anyone trying to make the world a better place by discussing a final solution to the fat problem?

I am under the impression that fatties themselves are too utterly retarded to be the ones to blame. Here’s an analogy: Imagine a puppy shits and pisses all over your house when you first get him. The man of the house sees it and yells at the dog, teaching it a lesson. Dogs did not evolve to be intellectually equal to humans, and they simply do not understand logic and reasoning. You can’t debate a dog and cause him to immediately start shitting and pissing outside only. You have to be assertive, you can’t take shit from a fucking dog. But the man of the house is never home as he has to drive an hour, work 8 hours, and drive for an hour back. So the dog is usually at home with the mother, who is a compassionate, gentle animal lover. She is totally against any aggression towards animals and simply does nothing but clean up after the dog. She teaches him nothing, and 10 years later the dog is still shitting everywhere.

I’m sure you can already see where I’m going with this. The woman is the fat apologist slime, the one who simply allows the dog to do whatever it wants. The male is the voice of reason, logic, rationality – the one who understands that we cannot simply accept decadent and destructive behavior, even for such a lowly creature as a dog (or a fatty). So how can someone be so irrational and allow fatties (or dogs) to simply do whatever they want without paying for it? The answer is simple: fat people are simply too stupid, too naive, too moronic to understand: so we can’t trust them to. Just like you can’t really blame a puppy for shitting everywhere, it’s in his nature, he can’t help it.

But fat apologists? They are much, much worse. Fat apologists are in essentially every case defective individuals. They are defective because they don’t understand the concept of human worth. They don’t understand that some people are simply of higher moral character and of higher social worth than others. They are simply immature children, they want “Equality” for all but they don’t actually understand what that means in practice nor what such aberrant behavior such as gluttony produces in the long run.

I’m not religious and I don’t believe Jesus is the son of god, but I do believe that the ideas and concepts that Jesus taught and believed in are valid and relevant for a civil society. The most important rule that anyone needs to live by is the 7 deadly sins – wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. Yes, that’s right, gluttony – excessive consumption, food in this case. You see, for the average knuckle-dragging imbecile you can’t just explain that he needs to follow these rules because they are essential or conducive to a civil society. You have to make up some ridiculous nonsense such as eternal suffering (hell) so that he will follow these rules out of fear. In the same way, we cannot simply just tell fatties why they should stay in shape because they are lemmings. When they flip on the television and eat a box of pizza nobody is telling them that they are disgusting, vile creatures. Nobody is telling them to get off of their fat ass and run or there will be dire consequences. Fatties need a threat, motivation, a reason to get off of their cottage cheese asses and do something about it.

But this is where the problem arises. These fat apologists are so utterly defective that they side with the fatties and they don’t even hear a voice of reason or sanity amongst the libtard circle-jerk of “equality” even for the mentally deranged. The fatties are just animals, they are moronic lemmings, and will do anything they want as long as they aren’t being ostracized and criticized for it constantly. If we are ever going to create a Final Solution to the Fat Problem we cannot focus our attention only on the chunky lemmings, we must attack the source of the problem: their feminized allies.

Fat People are Sub-Human Filth

16 August 2012 93 comments

Hey all, Fat Slayer, Aristodemus, and I decided to return.  It’s apparent that our efforts last time around did not achieve any success, you lardos didn’t seem to get the point.  America is still getting fatter by the day.  It’s disgusting to think how, just in the last year, how many more people here became fat.  It’s fucking revolting, so I’m going to remind you what the central message of this blog is all about because you fucking idiots can’t seem to figure it out.

Fact of the matter is that fat people is a bit of a misnomer.  They’re not really people at all, as Aristodemus brilliantly pointed out.  They are sub-human filthy pieces of shit.  They are fucking pathetic, monsters in human disguise.  They are disgusting and vomit inducing in every way imaginable.  There is nothing redeeming or noble in the life of a fat sub-human filth.  They live a life of decadence, a life devoted to their passions of stuffing their ugly and disgusting faces with the most unhealthy and awful foods possible.  They are addicts to their demise.  This sub-human filth deserves no respect, no sympathy.  Even derision and shaming is more than they deserve.  We should be eradicating sub-human filth from our society at every turn.

These fat pieces of shit piss me off so hard.  They cause world hunger with their gluttony and overwhelm our medical system with their obesity.  They create engineering obstacles given their need for wide spaces, bigger gas guzzling cars, wide seats, wide pathways to walk.  They inconvenience us, the healthy, for being healthy.  We are expected to subsidize their destructive, disgusting, and pathetic behavior, and to do so happily.  Fuck them.  Those fucking selfish sub-human filth enjoy all the perks of a healthy society at their very beck and call, and they actually think they are entitled to it.

You know what?  If there was a fatty right next to me at this very moment, I’d fucking murder that sub-human filth.  FAT SUB-HUMAN FILTH DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE.  It is better for us all that they die and their putrid bodies destroyed before they can inconvenience us more with disease.  Oh how I relish a fat disgusting piece of shit screaming, begging for mercy, while I bind them and slowly disembowel them.  I’d fucking cut open their huge stomach and rip out all the fat.  They’ll be screaming in agony, and then I’d have Fat Slayer beating it senseless.  Then I’d fucking make that filth eat its own lard.  Then I’d gouge its eyes out and piss all over it while they die a slow and agonizing death as they cry and beg for forgiveness which they shall never receive.  Sub-human filth can never be forgiven, they are a treachery to our society.

Heed these words well you pieces of shit.  The day will come when we will be free of fat people, and until then, you need to remind yourself to never sympathize or empathize with them.  They do not respect themselves, thus neither should you.  They are worthless, disgusting, and death is more than they deserve.

Categories: Fat People, Idiots

Fat slayer has returned

14 August 2012 35 comments

What’s up lardos, did you miss me? Maybe not as much as your daily taco-bell run, but I know you fat fucks jerk off to my beautiful posts. Anyway, I’m back from living my life and being awesome, because that’s what if people actually do. We don’t spend our times sitting on the coutch watching football and eating pizza and nachos. We actually contribute to society, we make the world a better place. If America was ever attacked by China and we needed to defend our homeland, do you think you fat pieces of shit could even fit in a military uniform, much less manage to not eat your entire weekly rations by third breakfast? I bet not, and after the fit people fight to the death, the only ones left to reproduce (assuming we actually win seeing as over 1/3 of our country is too fat to function) are going to be you fat, pathetic slime. It enrages me just thinking about it. Anyway, I came back to tell you what I did last night, because I know you fatasses don’t actually go in public so you don’t actually experience anything interesting.

So I was at a club for about 20 minutes or so with 2 of my friends and we realized it was pretty much a ham-fest. One

The last thing lardbutt saw before she got KO’d

of my friends was dancing with a 8/10 (probably the hottest girl there) and we didn’t want to leave him since we all drove together, so we just went to the bar, took a couple shots, and talked to one another. Then some fucking hambeast and her two friends (one homo and one hambeast) walk up and she asked if they can buy us a drink. Although I have no respect for fatties, I might as well take their money so I accepted the offer. She was clearly a spoiled brat and was being very generous, trying to pound the drinks into us until we lowered our standards enough to fuck her. However, I can control myself, no matter how drunk I am a hambeast is always off limits.

Anyway, my friend came back from dancing with the 8/10 and said “fuck that bitch, let’s go” so we got up to leave. “Hey, wait!” the gluttonous slob cried. I turned around, stumbling, and replied “tha fuck do you want bitshhh?!” This made her angry, she clearly saw that she got played and that she wouldn’t be able to rape me in my incapacitated state tonight, and that enraged her. So she walked up to me, got right in my face, and started going on a rant. Spit was flying from her mouth, I don’t even remember what she said, all it sounded like to me was a chihuaha barking with its mouth full of mashed potatoes. After a few seconds I just turned around and started walking away, her odious appearance was not even worthy of being graced by my presence. After I got out the door I felt a tugging sensation on my back and I turned around and got immediately slapped in the face. The chubbster was standing in front of me with the most smug face that I’ve ever seen, and she just assaulted me. That was all the justification I needed. I immediately cocked my fist back and threw a fist-full of whoopass on her disgustingly chubby face, knocking her out in the process. Her friends stood in shock, probably having shit their pants along with the stupid bitch laying on the floor, and they didn’t dare do anything to help her.

I immediately went back to the car to get some hand sanitizer to wash off my knuckles, there’s no sense in allowing that putrid fat piece of shit to infect my beautiful hands with her repulsive bodily slime. All in all it was a great night. Although I didn’t bang any chicks, I got to beat the shit out of a fatster, so the night was even more successful than I thought. One day when the world wises up and realizes that fatties are a scourge on society, I’ll get paid to beat up these abominations. That will be the day…