People often ask me “BitterHappiness, who is it that you admire most?” Before, I would have probably just said myself, because honestly other than Fat Slayer and a select few others, everybody else sucks in some manner. But after Aristodemus taught me about Greek mythology, I now have a new answer: Hercules. He is my fucking god, and I don’t mean that Disney shit.
I’m referring to one of the stories of Hercules where he impregnated 16 women in one night. A single night. All hot women with good upbringing of course, the only kind of woman worthy of the presence of Hercules. And not only that, but every woman the stud banged had multiple orgasms. I’d like to see (or rather, hear, as seeing would be a nauseating sight) some fat fuck try to just have sex with two girls in a single night, let alone 16 and being able to give them multiple orgasms. Most fatties I’ve seen would cum prematurely because they lack self-control and are rightfully sex-deprived, not to mention lack the endurance to keep it up for longer than two minutes. Fucking pathetic.
Hercules was obviously fit. Just look at that picture on the top right. He was fucking ripped. Look at the abs of Hercules, a majestic 6-pac that would make women orgasm on sight. Hercules is the epitome of fitness and manly strength, something every man in the world should strive to emulate.
Fatties are the antithesis of Hercules. They lack his stamina, they lack his self-confidence, they lack his sexual experience, they lack his sexy and strong body, and worst of all they lack any ambition to improve themselves and become more like Hercules. It’s pathetic and decadent. What would a fatty do during sex with a woman? Because of their inexperience and self-confidence, they’d ask her how she wants it. Because of their lack of stamina and strength, they’d tire quickly and require her to take control. WTF is this shit? Nothing Hercules would do. Think about it. Did Hercules ask the women he fucked if she’d like it in a certain way? No. Hercules just fucked her in his usual style because he knew what he was doing. Did Hercules even ask these women if they wanted to be fucked? No, he didn’t need to because Hercules knew that it was a privilege to be fucked by him. Hercules took control, he was the man, and there is no question about it. Hercules dominated sex each time because he knew that every woman he fucked would be too worn out from all the orgasms he’d be giving her to be able to do much else.
If you do not strive to be like Hercules, you will become decadent and fat. If you let a woman take control during sex, you are a fatty because how on earth could you have real sex, the kind Hercules gives, if she isn’t being too worn out from all the orgasms you’re giving her? How are you utilizing your strength if you sit on your ass like a fatty and have her do all the work?
This is why sex is a measure of strength and fitness, and why Hercules is the epitome of what all men should strive to be. How well you perform and how much you get is all an indicator of how fit, and thus how sexy and pleasing to women, you are. You should always ask what would Hercules do. If you masturbate more often than you have sex, you are fat and pathetic. Seriously, did Hercules masturbate? No, he always had a woman on her knees for him and would probably laugh at how pathetic the idea is. If you aren’t having sex at least three, preferably four or more, times a week, you are fat and pathetic. If you don’t take control during sex and if you ever ask the woman you are having sex with what she wants or how she wants it, you are fat and pathetic. Unfortunately because we have so many fatties in society, we have so many women who are not pleased and are sex-starved, hence their lowering their expectations and requirements to have sex and this leads to the proliferation of various sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS. This is great for people like Fat Slayer and I, who are able to get clean and beautiful women in bed with us by the snap of our fingers like The Fonz, but is a sad indicator of the decadence of society and yet another illustration of how fatties hurt us all.